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codenamecctproject:

Ramona Flowers

codenamecctproject:

Ramona Flowers

  • me: i'll do it at 7PM
  • time: 7:02PM
  • me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now

rapewhistled:

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

hustings:

when u hear someone good looking likes your crush

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pornstarch:

i hate when ur boob starts falling out of ur bra like excuse me ma’am please return to your assigned seat

phukers:

when u see someone hot at the gym

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house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me

life-gets-bad-sometimes:

qonorrhea:

text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed

what

shutupaubrey:

i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me

britishprostitute:

britishprostitute:

i love riding d*cks

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neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

forgottenwinterfrost:

cancerously:

gestures to the american education system

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i pissed myself laughing