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thecutestofthecute:

jaclcfrost:

i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters

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bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

97chainz:

Please don’t make a picture of me analing a dog my next successful post

97chainz:

I was trying to pick him up

97chainz:

I was trying to pick him up

wynn1ng:

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

supermegagardevoir:

THUNDERSTORMS ARE PERFECT OPPORTUNITIES TO CUDDLE.
WHAT IF THE POWER GOES OUT.
LETS MAKE A FORT.
DID LIGHTNING JUST SHOOT THROUGH OUR WINDOW?
IDK.
LETS MAKE OUT.

h0odrich:

*uses morningwood to stir coffee*

iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

If someone brings me pizza rolls, I’ll share them and we can chill and watch horror movies.