everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19
"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"
Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go
#basically the plot of x-men
just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing
every blogger from florida is an alligator w/ a computer. do not trust them.
um no they’re oranges, you must be new here
Ahora todo tiene sentido
Oh my god it got better
Idk what this is and maybe it’s just the exhaustion setting in but I found this way funnier than I should have
Imagine Brad Pitt helping serve the food at your fucking pizza party.
Here to perform Let it go from the film Frozen is
This is not really okay why are people making fun of his dyslexia?
For the last time,
I wasn’t. I didn’t know he had dyslexia I just thought he made a silly mistake. PLEASE STOP SENDING ME HATE FOR THIS POST
you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia
I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW
it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit
GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?